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Name:
John
Gavin
DOB: 25/10/1969
Postion: Defender |
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AKA:
Kenny
Debut: 09/99
Nationality: English blood
Irish heart. |
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Likes:
Camp kicking
Dislikes: Disgraceful Referees
Favourite player: Paul Mcgrath/Chris
Currie |
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Name:
Nigel
Russell
DOB: 20/10/65
Postion: Everywhere |
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AKA:
Goal scoring machine from 20 years ago
Debut: About 1970
Nationality: Australian |
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Likes:
My wife (had to say that)
Dislikes: Whinging Poms
Favourite player: Harry Kewell
(of course) |
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Name: Scott Lambert
DOB: 13/02/77
Postion: Midfield |
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AKA: El Capitano, Sneaky
Debut: 05/04
Nationality: Romsonian |
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Likes: Winning, Scoring, a fresh NZ Sauvignon Blanc.
Dislikes: Lower Back injuries
Favourite player: Matt Le Tissier, Lamps, Stevie G, Fede, Fred, Porridge, Mon Ami |
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Name: Dave Askham
DOB:n/a
Postion: At the bar or in his new car |
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AKA: The Cat, Moet Dave
Debut:?
Nationality: English |
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Likes: Distressed assets
Dislikes: Sheffield Wednesday
Favourite player: Sean Bean |
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Name: Ben Peadon
DOB:?
Postion: Right back |
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AKA:Giraffe
Debut: 09/08
Nationality: British |
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Likes: tackling his own men, marlboro lights, apathy
Dislikes: saying very much
Favourite player: peter crouch |
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Name:
Chris
Honour
DOB: When we had jumpers
for goalposts !!
Postion: Manager |
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AKA:
Jose, Cloughie
Debut: ??
Nationality: English |
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Likes:
Blonde female Russian tennis players called Anna
Dislikes: Billionaire Russian oil
barons called Roman
Favourite player: Max Phelps, Kenny
Dalglish |
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Name: Warren Haines
DOB: given his age, best not mentioned
Postion: holding midfield, centre back, up front |
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AKA: Wazza, Flash, Gaylord
Debut: ??
Nationality: English |
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Likes: squeaking, double espresso, doris, fine wine, big pair of jugs
Dislikes: vietnamese refs, security guards.
Favourite player: Brave michael carrick |
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Name: Dave Kippax
DOB: ?!
Postion: goal, right back, centre mid |
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AKA: Rockape
Debut: Nov 06
Nationality: Rockapien |
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Likes: trying to score for saints, man united
Dislikes: not being able to score for saints
Favourite player: ronaldo |
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Name:
Olivier
Cloez
DOB: 25/09/73
Postion: Midfield |
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AKA:
Mon Ami
Debut: 06/2005
Nationality: French |
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Likes:
Friends, life, travels & sports
Dislikes: Lose... especially in
Rubgy against England
Favourite player: Platini, Zizou... |
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Name: Steve Baker
DOB: ?
Postion: It doesn't matter, he still won't pass it |
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AKA: Budgie, Stevie Chi, Ginger Baker
Debut: Nov 07
Nationality: English |
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Likes: typhoid, macallan 30yr old single malt, cigars, scoring
Dislikes: vietnamese refs, sitters
Favourite player: roy of the rovers, Boris Becker |
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Name: Mark Ganley
DOB: 04/08/75
Postion: Attacking Wing (…back-sometimes) |
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AKA: Ganners
Debut: 05/2005
Nationality: English |
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Likes: England and Saints 'Great' Sporting Moments
Dislikes: Trying to remember what they were. The Fackin Lino.
Favourite player: Matt Le Tissier, Eric Cantona, George Best, Brett Ormerod |
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Name: Gary Morris
DOB: 21/01/77
Postion:Headless chicken |
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AKA: Schitz
Debut: 10/06
Nationality: English |
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Likes: England (apart from the weather)
Dislikes: Poor offside decisions
Favourite player: Steven Gerrard |
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Name: Mark Symmonds
DOB: ?
Postion: in the channel |
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AKA: Villa Mark, Symmo
Debut: Sometime in 2007
Nationality: Brummy |
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Likes: channel ball / villa
Dislikes: Blue noses
Favourite player: Agbonlahor |
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Name: Kelly Moore
DOB: 22/2/1970
Postion: Defender |
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AKA: Sugar Ray
Debut: 09/99
Nationality:English |
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Likes: Windsurfing
Dislikes: Honking Cars
Favourite player: Roberto Carlos, Gio van Bronckhorst |
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Name: Dean Metcalfe
DOB: 10/01/1978
Postion: Forward?? |
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AKA: Dino
Debut: 10/09/2005
Nationality:English |
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Likes: Everton, winning, watching United lose & Carlisle United.
Dislikes: Tequila
Favourite player: Duncan Ferguson, Thomas Graveson & Andy Gray |
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Name: Lucas Amarilla Chama
DOB: 28-08-1978
Postion: Rugby Wing |
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AKA: Chami, Diego
Debut: 06/06
Nationality:Half Argentinean Half Lebanese |
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Likes: Latino Disco and Cafferata Bar in Torcuato city
Dislikes: Loosing hair.
Favourite player: Galmarini |
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Name: Phil Drake
DOB: ?
Postion: running everywhere |
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AKA: Phil Brazil
Debut: Sept 2006
Nationality: Brazilian |
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Likes: running everywhere, playing alongside chris currie
Dislikes: not playing alongside chris currie
Favourite player: chris currie |
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Name: Matt Masson
DOB: 14/04/78
Postion: Defender |
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AKA:Brother no.1
Debut: 04/05
Nationality:Australian |
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Likes: The perfect 10
Dislikes: Diving Italians
Favourite player: George Best, Lucas Neill |
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Name: Daniel Fairburn
DOB: ?
Postion: breathing out of all pipes |
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AKA: Silky, Twitchy
Debut: ?
Nationality: English |
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Likes: silky touches, getting on the lash, pie n mash, sausage and mash, leeds united, starfish.
Dislikes: Turkey
Favourite player: alan smith |
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Name: Naoki
DOB: ?
Postion: Anywhere in the midfield |
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AKA: Naoki San
Debut: Sept 07
Nationality: Japan |
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Likes: Hot Sake and Hot Nurses. Southampton
Dislikes: Bad behaviour
Favourite player: Chris Currie |
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Name: Ben Hardisty
DOB: 12/04/1976
Postion: Defender |
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AKA:Tubby Trainspotter
Debut: 06/06
Nationality:Full English |
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Likes: Delivering crunching tackles (& The Rams)
Dislikes: Receiving crunching tackles (& The Forest)
Favourite player: Igor Stimach, Aliosa Asanovic, Francesco Baiano |
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Name: Chris Currie
DOB: 14/06/1975
Postion: Defender |
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AKA: Currie
Debut: Nov 2004
Nationality: English not British |
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Likes: Honesty and hard work, press ups
Dislikes: Mistakes
Favourite player: John Gavin |
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Name: Roy Cummins
DOB: 4/2/68
Postion: Midfield |
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AKA: Roy the Boy
Debut: July 06
Nationality: English |
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Likes: Large wristbands (preferably yellow)
Dislikes: Breathing in for photographs
Favourite player: Cesc Fabregas |
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Name: Øyvind Sveen
DOB: 12/06/73
Postion: Striker |
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AKA: Øyvind
Debut: June 2003
Nationality: Norwegian |
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Likes: Listening to Currie´s world view
Dislikes: Missing yet another sitter
Favourite player: Lee Dixon, Zico, Torgeir Bjarmann |
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Name: Jie Van Berkel
DOB: 26/04/79
Postion:jury is still out on this one |
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AKA: Ringo
Debut:8/07
Nationality: Australian with a twist of dutch |
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Likes: Hot cars and fast women
Dislikes: waking up with a killer hangover
Favourite player: Edwin Van der Saar, Andrés Escobar |
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Name: Greg
DOB: 29/06/1981
Postion:in the hole behind the striker |
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AKA: Reboot
Debut:Aug '07
Nationality: Scottish |
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Likes: showboats, shooting & Celtic
Dislikes: The currant buns, hcmc heat & nil nils
Favourite player: Le Tissier, Batistuta, Rooney |
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Name: Dammy Abdulkadri
DOB:24-06-84
Postion: Right back on the bench or left back on the bus |
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AKA: Dammy where are you going, what you doing?
Dammy, No!
Debut: 05/2007
Nationality:Nigerian |
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Likes: Arsenal winning
Dislikes: Pests
Favourite player: Henry, Fabregas, Van Persie, carlos |
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Name: Iaian Campbell
DOB:05-10-81
Postion: defender |
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AKA: that scottish c**t
Debut: 12/2006
Nationality: Scottish |
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Likes:birds+booze, dundee united,spurs and
scottish sporting victories
Dislikes: scumdee and lack of hair
follicle's on me noggin
Favourite player: gascoigne,ginola,berbatov, alan main,dave bowman |
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Saints |
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Name: Edwin Ebrahimi
DOB: 19 07 1975
Postion: the bench usually |
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AKA: The Hood, Dr Evil
Debut: A black page in Saints history
Nationality:Dutch |
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Likes: Singing 'Ring of Fire' over and over again
Dislikes: Waiting for the taxi at Parklands and Saints tequila orgies
Favourite player: Marco van Basten & Romario (in his PSV years) |
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Name: Robert Russell
DOB: long ago in a galaxy far far away
Postion: Striker |
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AKA: Fudge Packer/ Golden boots
Debut: 08/04
Nationality: English |
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Likes: Sherdians, Mark's Passes, Chelsea
Dislikes: Hard work
Favourite player: Terry, J cole, Lampard, Robben, Duff etc etc |
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Name: Bryan
Le
DOB: 20/02/1981
Postion: Striker |
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AKA: F*Wheel
Debut: 03/2005
Nationality: Vietnamese |
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Likes: Scoring and winning
Dislikes: Being a sub
Favourite player: M.Owen |
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Name: Paul Ross
DOB: 02/05/73
Postion: Defender |
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AKA: Airmail
Debut: 02/2006
Nationality:Gods Country (Scotland) |
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Likes:Winning and celebrating. Dundee United (not to be confused with Dundee!!!)
Dislikes: Losing and not celebrating
Favourite player: Paul Sturrock, Ralph Milne, Davey Narey (remember the toe poke?) |
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Name: Mike Cifford
DOB: After Max
Postion: Faffing around on the right wing |
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AKA: who is that guy?
Debut: Pending
Nationality: English gut, spanish rhythm, irish feet |
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Likes: toasted sarnies
Dislikes: vespas
Favourite player: Ivan Campo( football needs more Afros!) |
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Name: Edward
Hopkins
DOB: Before the Jurassic
era
Postion: The guv |
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AKA: Chopper
Debut: 04
Nationality: Brummy. |
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Likes: MiMi & beer
Dislikes: Being sent off again
and Vietnamese engineering
Favourite player: Anyone from Villa. |
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Name: Steve Baker
DOB: 01/05/1967
Postion: Defender |
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AKA: Guido / Bakeman/ Baboon Baker
Debut: 09/99
Nationality: Canadian |
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Likes: Wine, women and song
Dislikes: no wine, women or song
Favourite player: Hugh Hefner |
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Name: Federico Namino
DOB: 28/04/1977
Postion: Playmaker |
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AKA: Fast feet freddie
Debut: 08/2004
Nationality: Argentino |
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Likes: Life & Football
Dislikes: Asian Referees
Favourite player: No.10, Riquelme, Marcico |
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Name:
Paul
Hughes
DOB: 17/04/64
Postion: Goal post loiterer |
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AKA:
(Don't know)
Debut: 03/05
Nationality: English |
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Likes:
Touching the ball occasionally
Dislikes: old age/creaky bones
Favourite player: Harry, John Terry,
Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand (in that order) |
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Name:
Soon
Aun
DOB: 01/1929
Postion: Midfield |
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AKA:
Dog
Debut: 02/05
Nationality: Singaporean |
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Likes:
Crack houses & missing the goal
Dislikes: wasting drinking time
Favourite player: John Gavin |
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Name:
Phil
Worthington
DOB: 21 years ago
Postion: Played everywhere
inc. Goalkeeper |
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AKA:
Sir
Debut: 1995
Nationality: English |
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Likes:
Green pitches, Rain
Dislikes: Go vap pitches
Favourite player: Ralph Milne,
Clayton Blac |
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Name:
Harry
puncher
DOB: 19.09.69
Postion: Sweeper |
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AKA:
Harry mango or legend will do.
Debut: 1978
Nationality: English |
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Likes:
Sushi n sake
Dislikes: Playing in defence and
glen roeder
Favourite player: Johan cruyff,
'the total footballer' |
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Name: Joe Erlich
DOB: 09/10/76
Postion: Def |
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AKA: J-lo scorer
Debut: 02/05
Nationality: Jew (Washingtonian lost tribe) |
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Likes: Graft, nepotism
Dislikes: Budget deficits, oil whores
Favourite player: Paul Newman/Freddy Adu |
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Name:
Alan McGregor
DOB: ??
Postion: Defender |
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AKA:
Porn Prince of Saigon
Played for the Saints: 1996-1998
Nationality: Scotish |
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Likes:
Saigon Saints
Where are you now: Russia, Moscow
Flagons
Favourite player: Gentile, Yashin,
Shum |
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Name:
Jesper
Keis Hansen
DOB: (unknown)
Postion: Everywhere in defense |
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AKA:
Whisper
Played for the Saints: 1995-1997
Nationality: English |
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Where are you now: Playing for
the Vikings in Bangkok
Favourite player: Preben Aelkjaer
Larsen, known as "the King of Verona" |
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Name: Daniel Harrop
DOB: 23/12/76
Postion: Centre Mid |
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AKA: Dan
Debut: 09/99
Nationality: Australian |
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Likes: Scoring against the koreans
Dislikes: Players taking dives (sorry Eli!) and alarm clocks.
Favourite player: Mark Hughes, Ryan Giggs |
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Name: Max Phelps
DOB: 25/10/1969
Postion: Everywhere |
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AKA: Steamtrain
Debut: 04/2004
Nationality: British Passport but Aussie |
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Likes: Singing & dancing. scuba diving and breasts
Dislikes: People telling me they don't drink.
Favourite player: Harry Kewell, Stephen Gerrard, Mark and Rob. |
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Name: Jakub Kur
DOB: 23/04/1991
Postion:Attacking Midfield/Striker |
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AKA: Kurby
Debut: 09/2005
Nationality: Polish |
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Likes: Winning, Real Madrid
Dislikes: Pain, Barcalona
Favourite player: Zidane |
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Name: Jonhathan Hill
DOB: 13/11/66
Postion: Defender |
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AKA: Lazy eye
Debut: 07/2005
Nationality:English |
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Likes: Drinking after the game and new baby Andrianna
Dislikes: Going home from the pub
Favourite player: Kenny Dalglish and Jamie Carragher |
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Name: Michel Tosto
DOB: 10/06/1977
Postion:Goalie |
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AKA: The Injured
Debut: 07/2005
Nationality: 1/2 Québécois, 1/2 Italian |
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Likes: Stealing the ball from a rampaging lone attacker
Dislikes: Being told what to do
Favourite player: Gianluigi Buffoon |
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